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 Everything I Needed to Know About Life, I Learned from Noah's Ark!

 

 

One: Don't miss the boat.

 

Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat.

 

Three: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

 

Four: Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something  really big.

 

Five: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.

 

Six: Build your future on high ground.

 

Seven: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

 

Eight: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.

 

Nine: When you're stressed, float a while.

 

Ten: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

 

Eleven: No matter the storm, there's always a rainbow waiting.